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fightoffyourdarling:

Shut the front door

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Carlton lost his virginity?

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  • JESSE EISENBERG:

    People on the street say mean things to me.

  • INTERVIEWER:

    Like what?

  • JESSE EISENBERG:

    I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.

  • INTERVIEWER:

    What do you say back?

  • JESSE EISENBERG:

    I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

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white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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You can call me
Brianna
but you've got to
buy me a drink first